








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1545 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Esplay | 166 matches | 2,214 | |
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3101 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,567 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1312 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1682 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1665 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1908 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $966,570 of utility $220 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 113 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Svedjehed | 59% | 29 |
| #2 | Hannes | 51% | 35 |
| #3 | PuRjO | 51% | 141 |
| #4 | mentalt stark | 47% | 129 |
| #5 | ralleballe_ | 47% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Svedjehed | 59% | 29 |
| #2 | Hannes | 51% | 35 |
| #3 | PuRjO | 51% | 141 |
| #4 | mentalt stark | 47% | 129 |
| #5 | ralleballe_ | 47% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mentalt stark | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | PuRjO | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | ralleballe_ | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Svedjehed | 2 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PuRjO | 393 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #2 | mentalt stark | 222 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #3 | ralleballe_ | 185 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | Svedjehed | 114 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #5 | Hannes | 97 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Svedjehed | +5.37 | 88 | 68 |
| #2 | doug | +3.78 | 86 | 62 |
| #3 | Hannes | +0.67 | 94 | 58 |
| #4 | PuRjO | -1.18 | 74 | 66 |
| #5 | mentalt stark | -1.73 | 69 | 59 |





