








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 68 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
363 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,140 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 133 | 12% |
| Smokes | 233 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 350 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 424 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $197,162 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Timothy | 59% | 46 |
| #2 | ryanspyan | 58% | 24 |
| #3 | Spinosaurus | 57% | 47 |
| #4 | Pettson! | 55% | 11 |
| #5 | Akillez | 54% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pettson! | 91 | 0.39 | 2 min |
| #2 | Timothy | 79 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | Spinosaurus | 68 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | ryanspyan | 48 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | Akillez | 40 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pettson! | +5.19 | 78 | 72 |
| #2 | Akillez | +4.07 | 90 | 78 |
| #3 | Spinosaurus | +2.84 | 67 | 47 |
| #4 | Timothy | +1.62 | 76 | 65 |
| #5 | ryanspyan | +0.81 | 82 | 56 |





