








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 37 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
971 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,402 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 443 | 18% |
| Smokes | 694 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 479 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 786 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $218,068 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Drakoy | 67% | 9 |
| #2 | Waldee | 51% | 68 |
| #3 | emma | 50% | 18 |
| #4 | Siljeeeh | 42% | 19 |
| #5 | franK | 30% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Drakoy | 67% | 9 |
| #2 | Waldee | 51% | 68 |
| #3 | emma | 50% | 18 |
| #4 | Siljeeeh | 42% | 19 |
| #5 | franK | 30% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Waldee | 4 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | franK | 3 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | Siljeeeh | 2 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Waldee | 173 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #2 | franK | 117 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #3 | Siljeeeh | 65 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | emma | 26 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Drakoy | 1 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Waldee | +2.37 | 82 | 73 |
| #2 | franK | +0.23 | 79 | 72 |
| #3 | miLo♡ | -0.20 | 82 | 51 |
| #4 | emma | -0.34 | 74 | 51 |
| #5 | Siljeeeh | -0.55 | 66 | 61 |





