








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1002 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 174 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 80 matches | ||
| Faceit | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 34 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 82 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7784 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,985 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8488 | 29% |
| Smokes | 8408 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 6391 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 5698 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,345,871 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1430 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kronos | 65% | 55 |
| #2 | Qussay | 63% | 56 |
| #3 | Inarek | 62% | 205 |
| #4 | Skaralth | 59% | 135 |
| #5 | AmNeXiA | 57% | 98 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Qussay | 63% | 56 |
| #3 | Inarek | 62% | 205 |
| #4 | Skaralth | 59% | 135 |
| #5 | AmNeXiA | 57% | 98 |
| #6 | first random | 43% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Inarek | 11 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Skaralth | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | AmNeXiA | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Qussay | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | first random | 2 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Inarek | 410 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #2 | Skaralth | 288 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #3 | AmNeXiA | 153 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | Qussay | 75 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | kronos | 48 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nFR | +2.54 | 75 | 66 |
| #2 | kronos | +1.56 | 81 | 65 |
| #3 | Skaralth | +1.30 | 72 | 66 |
| #4 | Inarek | +0.99 | 82 | 70 |
| #5 | Qussay | -0.29 | 65 | 53 |





