








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 71 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1168 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,614 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1710 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1161 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 824 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 919 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $242,293 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fbc | 65% | 37 |
| #2 | rubelXX | 58% | 62 |
| #3 | duality | 57% | 81 |
| #4 | Lady Killer | 56% | 75 |
| #5 | Chairface | 55% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | duality | 57% | 81 |
| #4 | Lady Killer | 56% | 75 |
| #5 | Chairface | 55% | 22 |
| #6 | Escobrandt | 40% | 10 |
| #7 | ⛈🍁-rb🍁⛈ | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fbc | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | duality | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | rubelXX | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | duality | 303 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #2 | rubelXX | 174 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #3 | Lady Killer | 65 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | fbc | 65 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | Chairface | 34 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chairface | +1.30 | 70 | 63 |
| #2 | Ravnerok | +1.12 | 81 | 73 |
| #3 | rubelXX | +0.81 | 69 | 71 |
| #4 | ⛈🍁-rb🍁⛈ | +0.79 | 84 | 70 |
| #5 | duality | +0.72 | 63 | 70 |





