








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 626 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 333 matches | ||
| Esplay | 8 matches | 1,947 | |
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3052 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,423 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3185 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4748 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 3956 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2534 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,198,590 of utility $260 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 139 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ravnerok | 56% | 75 |
| #2 | rubelXX | 56% | 151 |
| #3 | fbc | 54% | 121 |
| #4 | duality | 51% | 269 |
| #5 | Chairface | 48% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | duality | 51% | 269 |
| #5 | Chairface | 48% | 88 |
| #6 | EM1L♛ | 40% | 25 |
| #7 | Kyster | 38% | 53 |
| #8 | FLÆKKEDUNSE | 36% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | duality | 5 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | rubelXX | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | fbc | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Ravnerok | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | duality | 1158 | 0.20 | 31 min |
| #2 | rubelXX | 442 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #3 | Ravnerok | 402 | 0.25 | 11 min |
| #4 | fbc | 266 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #5 | Chairface | 171 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kyster | +1.74 | 75 | 63 |
| #2 | rubelXX | +1.44 | 71 | 71 |
| #3 | Ravnerok | +1.17 | 80 | 73 |
| #4 | duality | +0.95 | 62 | 69 |
| #5 | Chairface | +0.22 | 66 | 61 |





