








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 311 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 108 matches | ||
| Premier | 68 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2270 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,006 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2461 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2131 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2470 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1944 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $820,073 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 103 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ravnerok | 65% | 37 |
| #2 | rubelXX | 62% | 65 |
| #3 | Kyster | 60% | 15 |
| #4 | duality | 55% | 123 |
| #5 | Lady Killer | 54% | 121 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | rubelXX | 62% | 65 |
| #3 | Kyster | 60% | 15 |
| #4 | duality | 55% | 123 |
| #5 | Lady Killer | 54% | 121 |
| #6 | Chairface | 46% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | duality | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | Ravnerok | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Lady Killer | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #4 | rubelXX | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | Kyster | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | duality | 504 | 0.19 | 14 min |
| #2 | rubelXX | 200 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #3 | Ravnerok | 198 | 0.26 | 6 min |
| #4 | Lady Killer | 144 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #5 | Chairface | 34 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ravnerok | +2.58 | 79 | 75 |
| #2 | rubelXX | +2.32 | 71 | 73 |
| #3 | duality | +1.17 | 64 | 69 |
| #4 | Kyster | +0.77 | 73 | 57 |
| #5 | fbc | -0.25 | 54 | 64 |





