








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1682 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 302 matches | ||
| Faceit | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 67 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




71 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6320 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,013 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6211 | 30% |
| Smokes | 6796 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 4108 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3898 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,716,040 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2435 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | elyM. | 64% | 73 |
| #2 | Felix | 59% | 44 |
| #3 | o | 57% | 253 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | elyM. | 64% | 73 |
| #2 | Felix | 59% | 44 |
| #3 | o | 57% | 253 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | o | 12 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | Felix | 8 | 0.0089 |
| #3 | elyM. | 3 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | o | 785 | 0.16 | 18 min |
| #2 | elyM. | 229 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #3 | Felix | 55 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | elyM. | +1.89 | 76 | 61 |
| #2 | Felix | +1.68 | 65 | 45 |
| #3 | o | +1.18 | 77 | 57 |
| #4 | mark | +1.06 | 78 | 59 |





