








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 143 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1818 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,353 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 666 | 28% |
| Smokes | 693 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 415 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 579 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $642,664 of utility $204 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 128 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | forest | 80% | 15 |
| #2 | ★✪Lιgн†nιng™. _ w0w | 71% | 17 |
| #3 | MΣ GustA# . | 65% | 20 |
| #4 | ✰Dΐvΐภe✰ | 51% | 43 |
| #5 | DeagleBoy | 50% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hemlock | 4 | 0.0078 |
| #2 | dutchmeistr | 3 | 0.0082 |
| #3 | PlaZma | 3 | 0.0170 |
| #4 | MΣ GustA# . | 2 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | ★✪Lιgн†nιng™. _ w0w | 2 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✰Dΐvΐภe✰ | 104 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #2 | s1ck | 91 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | SilverNg☯ | 87 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | dutchmeistr | 66 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #5 | Hemlock | 61 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RabiesWaalaKutta | +4.29 | 38 | 44 |
| #2 | forest | +3.96 | 69 | 60 |
| #3 | MΣ GustA# . | +3.47 | 73 | 39 |
| #4 | s1ck | +1.79 | 78 | 64 |
| #5 | ★✪Lιgн†nιng™. _ w0w | +1.57 | 62 | 50 |





