








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 907 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 73 matches | ||
| Esplay | 69 matches | 1,767 | |
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2270 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,320 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 772 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1220 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1142 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1186 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,036,481 of utility $247 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 378 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ^.^ X p o s t E ^.^ | 73% | 11 |
| #2 | LiQ | 53% | 15 |
| #3 | Laxen | 53% | 64 |
| #4 | Hyqniic | 51% | 55 |
| #5 | ✯$ZZ | 50% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ^.^ X p o s t E ^.^ | +5.73 | 87 | 72 |
| #2 | LiQ | +5.33 | 89 | 61 |
| #3 | ✯$ZZ | +4.66 | 83 | 56 |
| #4 | Lemony | +3.24 | 81 | 53 |
| #5 | Hyqniic | +2.75 | 88 | 48 |





