








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1083 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Esplay | 156 matches | 1,844 | |
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2350 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,224 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2314 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1526 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1977 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1407 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $939,181 of utility $204 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1616 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LeEliazJames | 55% | 11 |
| #2 | Hyqniic | 53% | 15 |
| #3 | Lemony | 53% | 64 |
| #4 | Bubbliiis<3 | 52% | 63 |
| #5 | Elain9 | 43% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Hyqniic | 53% | 15 |
| #3 | Lemony | 53% | 64 |
| #4 | Bubbliiis<3 | 52% | 63 |
| #5 | Elain9 | 43% | 14 |
| #6 | ♡HaMpUzZy69♡ | 42% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lemony | 11 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | Bubbliiis<3 | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Elain9 | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bubbliiis<3 | 199 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #2 | Elain9 | 131 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #3 | LeEliazJames | 110 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #4 | Lemony | 66 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | ♡HaMpUzZy69♡ | 36 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lemony | +2.45 | 78 | 51 |
| #2 | Hyqniic | +2.38 | 88 | 54 |
| #3 | Laxen | +0.48 | 58 | 63 |
| #4 | ♡HaMpUzZy69♡ | -1.52 | 36 | 26 |
| #5 | LeEliazJames | -2.08 | 40 | 56 |





