








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
121 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 230 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 57 | 25% |
| Smokes | 78 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 48 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 47 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $39,300 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 15 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Ale | 50% | 2 |
| #5 | rrosenberg | 50% | 2 |
| #6 | dumbon salama pakarat | 50% | 2 |
| #7 | nA Eden | 50% | 4 |
| #8 | joruka | 0% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | br0ikku禅 | 15 | 0.31 | 0 min |
| #2 | nA Eden | 12 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| #3 | hiekka | 11 | 0.32 | 0 min |
| #4 | Ale | 5 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #5 | joruka | 2 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | br0ikku禅 | +5.26 | 50 | 69 |
| #2 | Ale | +4.03 | 76 | 61 |
| #3 | dumbon salama pakarat | +3.98 | 83 | 32 |
| #4 | hiekka | +3.09 | 86 | 53 |
| #5 | nA Eden | +1.76 | 95 | 48 |





