








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 10 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 4 different maps




Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
50 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 117 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 56 | 48% |
| Smokes | 32 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 16 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 13 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $8,518 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dumbon salama pakarat | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | hiekka | 50% | 2 |
| #3 | JereS | 50% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dumbon salama pakarat | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | hiekka | 50% | 2 |
| #3 | JereS | 50% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dumbon salama pakarat | 2 | 0.0333 |
| #2 | JereS | 1 | 0.0141 |
| #3 | hiekka | 1 | 0.0294 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hiekka | 11 | 0.32 | 0 min |
| #2 | JereS | 8 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #3 | dumbon salama pakarat | 6 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hiekka | +3.09 | 86 | 53 |
| #2 | dumbon salama pakarat | +2.22 | 75 | 29 |
| #3 | nA Eden | +1.76 | 92 | 47 |
| #4 | JereS | -1.01 | 56 | 66 |





