








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 76 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
473 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 899 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 173 | 19% |
| Smokes | 310 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 258 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 158 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $305,972 of utility $214 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 54 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Holo | 100% | 4 |
| #2 | To55boy Superior | 65% | 20 |
| #3 | alexliuovo | 57% | 21 |
| #4 | Trust1nyou | 57% | 23 |
| #5 | Reiji | 55% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | ♡ALT+F4 IRL♡ | 43% | 21 |
| #9 | martin666 | 42% | 33 |
| #10 | Stew | 38% | 21 |
| #11 | N1ght1ngale | 33% | 12 |
| #12 | Nose piker | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Enemies’ Dad | 6 | 0.0089 |
| #2 | martin666 | 4 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | Trust1nyou | 2 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | alexliuovo | 2 | 0.0044 |
| #5 | To55boy Superior | 2 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trust1nyou | 121 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #2 | _k1ta | 73 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #3 | alexliuovo | 54 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | N1ght1ngale | 52 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #5 | martin666 | 51 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _k1ta | +2.78 | 87 | 48 |
| #2 | To55boy Superior | +1.77 | 91 | 27 |
| #3 | alexliuovo | -0.05 | 78 | 57 |
| #4 | Reiji | -0.23 | 79 | 43 |
| #5 | Sak3 | -0.27 | 67 | 37 |





