








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 751 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 467 matches | ||
| Faceit | 164 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6435 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,029 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7700 | 26% |
| Smokes | 9343 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 6035 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 6951 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,943,806 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 821 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gem | 65% | 48 |
| #2 | h0bbyd3aleR- | 60% | 40 |
| #3 | jmpg v | 58% | 45 |
| #4 | Fawen | Play Hard or Die Trying | 55% | 135 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gem | 65% | 48 |
| #2 | h0bbyd3aleR- | 60% | 40 |
| #3 | jmpg v | 58% | 45 |
| #4 | Fawen | Play Hard or Die Trying | 55% | 135 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fawen | Play Hard or Die Trying | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Gem | 4 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | h0bbyd3aleR- | 2 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fawen | Play Hard or Die Trying | 466 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #2 | Gem | 164 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #3 | h0bbyd3aleR- | 94 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | jmpg v | 93 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fawen | Play Hard or Die Trying | +2.45 | 91 | 68 |
| #2 | jmpg v | +0.95 | 65 | 53 |
| #3 | Gem | +0.65 | 81 | 75 |
| #4 | h0bbyd3aleR- | +0.47 | 87 | 64 |
| #5 | jeromE ツ | -0.46 | 77 | 71 |





