








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1072 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 258 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 171 matches | ||
| Faceit | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 165 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8250 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,440 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4624 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4827 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5016 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4973 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,198,274 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 150 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ShiinxZ | 61% | 83 |
| #2 | jeromE ツ | 58% | 45 |
| #3 | reza | 54% | 78 |
| #4 | Dardrahan | 51% | 37 |
| #5 | krb∼ | 51% | 108 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | selz | 50% | 38 |
| #8 | b | 50% | 183 |
| #9 | dao | 49% | 167 |
| #10 | rufy | 49% | 41 |
| #11 | °-°AfDefqoи✯ | 49% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jeromE ツ | 5 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | krb∼ | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | ShiinxZ | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | b | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | dao | 2 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dao | 854 | 0.24 | 18 min |
| #2 | ∼ | 577 | 0.27 | 16 min |
| #3 | ShiinxZ | 392 | 0.22 | 9 min |
| #4 | krb∼ | 367 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #5 | reza | 364 | 0.21 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | krb∼ | +2.54 | 88 | 67 |
| #2 | jmpg v | +1.73 | 69 | 59 |
| #3 | rufy | +1.18 | 75 | 61 |
| #4 | °-°AfDefqoи✯ | +1.11 | 64 | 77 |
| #5 | reza | +0.97 | 79 | 66 |





