








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1474 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 410 matches | ||
| Faceit | 165 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7035 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,427 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9337 | 38% |
| Smokes | 4354 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 4818 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 5918 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,532,435 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 639 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ✪ Rep3at | 56% | 63 |
| #6 | jeromE ツ | 55% | 135 |
| #7 | TheEloGod | 49% | 134 |
| #8 | Bob Ross | 48% | 123 |
| #9 | Sasse | 48% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tquigi | 6 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | TheEloGod | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | jeromE ツ | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Bob Ross | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | wombat. EV EV | 3 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fawen | Play Hard or Die Trying | +2.16 | 90 | 69 |
| #2 | tquigi | +1.28 | 89 | 49 |
| #3 | ✪ Rep3at | +1.09 | 69 | 66 |
| #4 | wombat. EV EV | +0.42 | 85 | 62 |
| #5 | jeromE ツ | -0.23 | 78 | 67 |





