








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 121 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 246 matches | ||
| Premier | 168 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3957 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,539 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5768 | 40% |
| Smokes | 3277 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2219 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 3275 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $843,846 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rAijiNfly | 54% | 137 |
| #2 | Jeremiah | 51% | 255 |
| #3 | sbt- | 50% | 249 |
| #4 | Shade | 50% | 200 |
| #5 | ovasco- | 48% | 230 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rAijiNfly | 54% | 137 |
| #2 | Jeremiah | 51% | 255 |
| #3 | sbt- | 50% | 249 |
| #4 | Shade | 50% | 200 |
| #5 | ovasco- | 48% | 230 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rAijiNfly | 11 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | sbt- | 10 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | ovasco- | 10 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Jeremiah | 8 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Shade | 6 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rAijiNfly | 790 | 0.29 | 19 min |
| #2 | sbt- | 579 | 0.12 | 17 min |
| #3 | Jeremiah | 399 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #4 | ovasco- | 301 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #5 | Shade | 215 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sbt- | +1.44 | 83 | 59 |
| #2 | rAijiNfly | +1.06 | 82 | 64 |
| #3 | Jeremiah | +0.99 | 57 | 52 |
| #4 | Ramo$ | +0.88 | 82 | 67 |
| #5 | ovasco- | -0.82 | 64 | 55 |





