








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 176 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 343 matches | ||
| Premier | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3507 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,347 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1444 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2324 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1891 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2688 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,172,765 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 64 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rAijiNfly | 57% | 40 |
| #2 | sbt- | 50% | 185 |
| #3 | Ramo$ | 48% | 230 |
| #4 | Jeremiah | 47% | 236 |
| #5 | Shade | 45% | 163 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rAijiNfly | 57% | 40 |
| #2 | sbt- | 50% | 185 |
| #3 | Ramo$ | 48% | 230 |
| #4 | Jeremiah | 47% | 236 |
| #5 | Shade | 45% | 163 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jeremiah | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | sbt- | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Shade | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Ramo$ | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | rAijiNfly | 2 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ramo$ | 599 | 0.14 | 15 min |
| #2 | sbt- | 397 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #3 | Jeremiah | 307 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #4 | rAijiNfly | 186 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| #5 | Shade | 180 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sbt- | +1.66 | 85 | 57 |
| #2 | Ramo$ | +1.09 | 79 | 68 |
| #3 | Jeremiah | +1.04 | 59 | 49 |
| #4 | ovasco- | -0.23 | 72 | 48 |
| #5 | rAijiNfly | -0.71 | 80 | 63 |





