








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3155 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 252 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 193 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 83 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




61 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10585 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,279 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9200 | 29% |
| Smokes | 10253 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 4938 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 7888 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,883,655 of utility $202 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7343 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ethanschaner | 57% | 68 |
| #2 | Steba | 55% | 339 |
| #3 | Mr. Killer | 52% | 191 |
| #4 | chuie1121 | 49% | 178 |
| #5 | Chazz | 49% | 340 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | chuie1121 | 49% | 178 |
| #5 | Chazz | 49% | 340 |
| #6 | DarkAstro | 45% | 64 |
| #7 | Dangerous | 45% | 119 |
| #8 | Alana | 37% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chazz | 40 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | Steba | 23 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | Mr. Killer | 22 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | chuie1121 | 10 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | Alana | 3 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Steba | 1491 | 0.22 | 37 min |
| #2 | Chazz | 1361 | 0.20 | 33 min |
| #3 | Mr. Killer | 651 | 0.17 | 18 min |
| #4 | chuie1121 | 457 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #5 | ethanschaner | 312 | 0.23 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ethanschaner | +6.38 | 89 | 74 |
| #2 | ezkillZ | +2.17 | 69 | 62 |
| #3 | Steba | +1.94 | 78 | 61 |
| #4 | Chazz | -0.30 | 52 | 55 |
| #5 | Mr. Killer | -0.58 | 54 | 65 |





