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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 137 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
728 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,517 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 204 | 13% |
| Smokes | 450 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 358 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 505 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $290,632 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 109 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | moloboy99 | 7 | 0.0090 |
| #2 | Apeksi30 | 3 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Smuelsson | 2 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Apeksi30 | 172 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #2 | moloboy99 | 163 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #3 | Eudiiz | 89 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #4 | Butcher | 67 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| #5 | Smuelsson | 61 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1 | +1.94 | 79 | 57 |
| #2 | Jätkänpötkylä98 | +1.42 | 72 | 44 |
| #3 | moloboy99 | +1.31 | 54 | 54 |
| #4 | Smuelsson | +0.71 | 80 | 54 |
| #5 | Apeksi30 | +0.27 | 61 | 68 |





