








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 301 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 171 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3078 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,709 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2273 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2365 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1646 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1425 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $952,580 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 15 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | moloboy99 | 53% | 94 |
| #6 | Butcher | 52% | 23 |
| #7 | Eudiiz | 51% | 49 |
| #8 | Ghost | 47% | 17 |
| #9 | Laiskimus | 42% | 149 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | moloboy99 | 8 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | Laiskimus | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Eudiiz | 4 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | Apeksi30 | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Butcher | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Laiskimus | 518 | 0.17 | 15 min |
| #2 | moloboy99 | 349 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #3 | Eudiiz | 186 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #4 | Apeksi30 | 145 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #5 | Butcher | 94 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miikari | +1.34 | 62 | 68 |
| #2 | Jätkänpötkylä98 | +0.78 | 73 | 48 |
| #3 | moloboy99 | +0.73 | 69 | 60 |
| #4 | Smuelsson | +0.68 | 78 | 58 |
| #5 | Apeksi30 | -0.94 | 48 | 65 |





