








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1182 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 240 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 52 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4283 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,335 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1999 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3059 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 1319 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1958 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,707,608 of utility $209 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 149 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jompphat | 5 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | AnnaWA | 4 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | tuutikki | 3 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | leluponi | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Butcher | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Butcher | 293 | 0.26 | 4 min |
| #2 | Jompphat | 184 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | Eudiiz | 176 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #4 | leluponi | 125 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | AnnaWA | 120 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1 | +2.01 | 75 | 44 |
| #2 | tuutikki | +0.06 | 75 | 51 |
| #3 | AnnaWA | -0.23 | 62 | 54 |
| #4 | Jompphat | -0.80 | 66 | 51 |
| #5 | Butcher | -1.08 | 49 | 48 |





