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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 616 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 128 matches | ||
| Premier | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4377 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,440 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4288 | 41% |
| Smokes | 2003 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2198 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1951 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $976,989 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3196 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | colo | 59% | 112 |
| #2 | uL- | 58% | 83 |
| #3 | spark | 56% | 108 |
| #4 | Gumaru | 56% | 50 |
| #5 | goku ssj 100 | 55% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | goku ssj 100 | +6.13 | 71 | 59 |
| #2 | Mortten_ | +4.79 | 68 | 61 |
| #3 | colo | +2.88 | 77 | 55 |
| #4 | Seiong | +2.41 | 55 | 31 |
| #5 | uL- | +1.92 | 45 | 57 |





