








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2535 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 196 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 161 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 159 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 135 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 134 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 129 matches | ||
| Wingman | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 34 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Premier | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 188 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




120 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
16642 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,419 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10518 | 30% |
| Smokes | 12626 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 7674 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4601 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,416,048 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2722 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alyex | +4.46 | 82 | 64 |
| #2 | Sit. | +4.17 | 88 | 56 |
| #3 | Never4Ever | +1.95 | 80 | 62 |
| #4 | lxmune | +1.71 | 80 | 46 |
| #5 | FranzF | +0.26 | 69 | 61 |





