








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 98 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 174 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2907 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,958 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3304 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3214 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1642 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 2798 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $769,277 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 77 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hira | 64% | 22 |
| #2 | Cori | 56% | 82 |
| #3 | SeatloN | 55% | 20 |
| #4 | Kippers | 53% | 135 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hira | 64% | 22 |
| #2 | Cori | 56% | 82 |
| #3 | SeatloN | 55% | 20 |
| #4 | Kippers | 53% | 135 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kippers | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Cori | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | SeatloN | 1 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kippers | 502 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| #2 | Hira | 48 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | Cori | 29 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #4 | SeatloN | 16 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SeatloN | +9.07 | 85 | 52 |
| #2 | Onkel David (Chips) | +0.57 | 65 | 59 |
| #3 | Kippers | +0.50 | 84 | 82 |
| #4 | Hira | -0.91 | 27 | 60 |
| #5 | Cori | -2.39 | 39 | 37 |





