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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1595 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,891 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1745 | 36% |
| Smokes | 1424 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 857 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 865 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $686,684 of utility $200 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 316 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Forslund | 67% | 15 |
| #2 | Centcollecter | 58% | 31 |
| #3 | drFiL | 52% | 67 |
| #4 | Carss | 52% | 52 |
| #5 | Stein | 52% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stein | 7 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | RonnieA | 7 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | Wünder Bjarne™ | 4 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | drFiL | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Carss | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | drFiL | 265 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #2 | Stein | 249 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #3 | Wünder Bjarne™ | 163 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | RonnieA | 113 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | Carss | 67 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | drFiL | +2.16 | 93 | 74 |
| #2 | JebeN | +1.62 | 41 | 78 |
| #3 | Centcollecter | +0.58 | 70 | 60 |
| #4 | Stein | +0.50 | 52 | 63 |
| #5 | Wünder Bjarne™ | +0.26 | 58 | 57 |





