








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1276 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 134 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 72 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7221 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,995 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4501 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3587 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4266 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2641 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,709,107 of utility $199 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2938 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | drFiL | 55% | 69 |
| #2 | Carss | 50% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | drFiL | 55% | 69 |
| #2 | Carss | 50% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Carss | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | drFiL | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | drFiL | 266 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #2 | Carss | 121 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | drFiL | +2.19 | 88 | 78 |
| #2 | Centcollecter | +1.72 | 64 | 58 |
| #3 | Carss | -1.05 | 57 | 61 |





