








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 98 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 75 matches | ||
| Faceit | 59 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1538 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,947 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1164 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1342 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1167 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1274 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $773,357 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 21 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tray | 67% | 18 |
| #2 | dirkhant | 59% | 34 |
| #3 | Mimo | 55% | 33 |
| #4 | Novers | 54% | 39 |
| #5 | TER4IN | 51% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TER4IN | 281 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #2 | Jabba the nibbsi | 141 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #3 | Novers | 108 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | nixlas | 72 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #5 | Mimo | 57 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tray | +2.56 | 94 | 57 |
| #2 | dirkhant | +1.55 | 87 | 50 |
| #3 | Fabiii | +1.51 | 50 | 44 |
| #4 | TER4IN | +0.43 | 78 | 70 |
| #5 | G I|I ✪Manusa | +0.36 | 65 | 59 |





