








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 388 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 191 matches | ||
| Faceit | 112 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3417 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,528 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3649 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3758 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3883 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3238 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,144,935 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 45 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D4NNY™ Gamed!de | 64% | 28 |
| #2 | dirkhant | 56% | 50 |
| #3 | nixlas | 53% | 73 |
| #4 | Novers | 52% | 65 |
| #5 | Fabiii | 52% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Mimo | 49% | 49 |
| #9 | Jabba the nibbsi | 46% | 97 |
| #10 | G I|I ✪Manusa | 43% | 28 |
| #11 | P1ti-IWNL | 33% | 24 |
| #12 | Andrew Tate | 26% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fabiii | 25 | 0.0187 |
| #2 | nixlas | 9 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | 🅶 I|I itzvalle | 8 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | Jabba the nibbsi | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | tray | 4 | 0.0071 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jabba the nibbsi | 303 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #2 | nixlas | 239 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #3 | 🅶 I|I itzvalle | 191 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | Novers | 180 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | Fabiii | 158 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tray | +2.36 | 93 | 62 |
| #2 | Fabiii | +1.78 | 52 | 47 |
| #3 | P1ti-IWNL | +1.33 | 71 | 71 |
| #4 | dirkhant | +1.25 | 88 | 52 |
| #5 | Mimo | +0.48 | 69 | 59 |





