








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1113 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1116 matches | ||
| Wingman | 53 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Renown | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 150 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
16386 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,476 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7857 | 25% |
| Smokes | 9150 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 8724 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 5745 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,764,024 of utility $206 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 519 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Almar :* | 54% | 157 |
| #2 | Flosinnn | 53% | 101 |
| #3 | Fox | 53% | 90 |
| #4 | Smoke | 50% | 318 |
| #5 | dadimarjons | 48% | 332 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Flosinnn | 53% | 101 |
| #3 | Fox | 53% | 90 |
| #4 | Smoke | 50% | 318 |
| #5 | dadimarjons | 48% | 332 |
| #6 | Shego | 48% | 664 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shego | 29 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Smoke | 16 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | dadimarjons | 10 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Almar :* | 7 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Flosinnn | 5 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shego | 1587 | 0.11 | 33 min |
| #2 | Smoke | 1156 | 0.17 | 25 min |
| #3 | dadimarjons | 516 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| #4 | Almar :* | 333 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #5 | Fox | 181 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fox | +3.37 | 87 | 59 |
| #2 | Alpha | +2.54 | 73 | 64 |
| #3 | Smoke | +0.75 | 80 | 59 |
| #4 | Almar :* | +0.54 | 51 | 55 |
| #5 | Flosinnn | -1.03 | 40 | 41 |





