








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 520 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 665 matches | ||
| Premier | 331 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 74 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10468 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 50,411 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 19061 | 38% |
| Smokes | 13958 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 9352 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 8040 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,194,072 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 589 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Eis.? | 51% | 210 |
| #6 | Sh4d0w | 50% | 145 |
| #7 | agent 47* | 48% | 334 |
| #8 | 乡 Miko | 47% | 312 |
| #9 | Peet | 47% | 143 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | agent 47* | 8 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | 乡 Miko | 7 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | N'addy | 4 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | Eis.? | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Sh4d0w | 4 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | agent 47* | 1013 | 0.14 | 23 min |
| #2 | N'addy | 963 | 0.13 | 25 min |
| #3 | Eis.? | 893 | 0.21 | 25 min |
| #4 | 乡 Miko | 670 | 0.10 | 19 min |
| #5 | Peet | 553 | 0.18 | 16 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | itsraffi | +2.80 | 82 | 68 |
| #2 | N'addy | +2.16 | 74 | 70 |
| #3 | Eis.? | +0.75 | 68 | 58 |
| #4 | Môniká ツ | +0.14 | 63 | 76 |
| #5 | 乡 Miko | -0.31 | 60 | 67 |





