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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 508 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 255 matches | ||
| Faceit | 170 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4457 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,868 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3655 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2548 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 4786 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 2879 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,514,391 of utility $246 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 613 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Môniká ツ | 47% | 312 |
| #4 | agent 47* | 45% | 152 |
| #5 | PiiXxeL '#idk | 42% | 67 |
| #6 | Peet | 42% | 48 |
| #7 | Eis.? | 38% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Môniká ツ | 1871 | 0.28 | 54 min |
| #2 | agent 47* | 521 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #3 | Eis.? | 262 | 0.22 | 8 min |
| #4 | Peet | 205 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #5 | N'addy | 171 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N'addy | +2.48 | 73 | 71 |
| #2 | Môniká ツ | +0.81 | 63 | 79 |
| #3 | 乡 Miko | +0.28 | 62 | 67 |
| #4 | Eis.? | -0.39 | 69 | 59 |
| #5 | agent 47* | -1.05 | 42 | 62 |





