








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 474 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 92 matches | ||
| Premier | 88 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2952 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,490 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1592 | 17% |
| Smokes | 3111 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2150 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2637 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $816,865 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 259 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Jonersins | 50% | 14 |
| #12 | ertiuys | 46% | 13 |
| #13 | AesPecT | 42% | 19 |
| #14 | Wiwe | 41% | 29 |
| #15 | Sim Dong Blud | 35% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | edshot | 5 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | Jens | 3 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | Toiger | 3 | 0.0067 |
| #4 | AesPecT | 3 | 0.0077 |
| #5 | SirChickenYT | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SirChickenYT | 99 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #2 | edshot | 91 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | Toiger | 79 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #4 | Jens | 74 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | Wiwe | 73 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wandeq | +2.53 | 66 | 61 |
| #2 | SirChickenYT | +1.99 | 81 | 58 |
| #3 | AesPecT | +1.55 | 81 | 61 |
| #4 | edshot | +1.55 | 78 | 56 |
| #5 | Genixッ | +1.31 | 67 | 65 |





