








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 382 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 244 matches | ||
| Faceit | 151 matches | ||
| Premier | 147 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3978 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,161 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1653 | 15% |
| Smokes | 2906 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2923 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3679 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,943,307 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 297 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | :) | 57% | 83 |
| #2 | skainer | 55% | 64 |
| #3 | DEHenry | 49% | 170 |
| #4 | LePrave81 | 47% | 254 |
| #5 | [TTV]Schnittii94 | 45% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | DEHenry | 49% | 170 |
| #4 | LePrave81 | 47% | 254 |
| #5 | [TTV]Schnittii94 | 45% | 73 |
| #6 | *ᴾʳʸAzRa* | 41% | 204 |
| #7 | Luigi666 | 40% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | *ᴾʳʸAzRa* | 3 | 0.0007 |
| #2 | DEHenry | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | LePrave81 | 2 | 0.0004 |
| #4 | :) | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | [TTV]Schnittii94 | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | *ᴾʳʸAzRa* | 289 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #2 | DEHenry | 217 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #3 | [TTV]Schnittii94 | 205 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | LePrave81 | 153 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #5 | skainer | 110 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skainer | +2.37 | 58 | 69 |
| #2 | [TTV]Schnittii94 | +1.94 | 72 | 71 |
| #3 | DEHenry | +1.34 | 58 | 48 |
| #4 | :) | +0.70 | 50 | 54 |
| #5 | Luigi666 | -0.53 | 48 | 18 |





