








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 300 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
594 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,520 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 233 | 15% |
| Smokes | 496 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 327 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 464 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $270,633 of utility $227 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 29 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Twitch JorjiCS | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | ♕Donny♕{NewInverter} | 57% | 21 |
| #3 | 💎NocTurN | 53% | 49 |
| #4 | Lag Boi /l2m\ | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Twitch JorjiCS | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | ♕Donny♕{NewInverter} | 57% | 21 |
| #3 | 💎NocTurN | 53% | 49 |
| #4 | Lag Boi /l2m\ | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♕Donny♕{NewInverter} | 4 | 0.0101 |
| #2 | 💎NocTurN | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Twitch JorjiCS | 1 | 0.0132 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♕Donny♕{NewInverter} | 81 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #2 | 💎NocTurN | 54 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | Twitch JorjiCS | 18 | 0.24 | 0 min |
| #4 | Lag Boi /l2m\ | 9 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lag Boi /l2m\ | +1.51 | 74 | 49 |
| #2 | ♕Donny♕{NewInverter} | +1.30 | 67 | 63 |
| #3 | DJ | +1.28 | 64 | 51 |
| #4 | Twitch JorjiCS | +1.17 | 51 | 29 |
| #5 | 💎NocTurN | -0.15 | 70 | 59 |





