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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 131 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
342 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,311 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 251 | 19% |
| Smokes | 394 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 329 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 337 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $109,990 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 21 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. Twinkle™ | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | Mr. Wabbit | 50% | 2 |
| #3 | Sluggish | 50% | 2 |
| #4 | Leonardo DaVinny | 37% | 19 |
| #5 | DJ | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leonardo DaVinny | 1 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Sluggish | 1 | 0.0090 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DJ | +4.27 | 56 | 35 |
| #2 | Mr. Wabbit | +4.06 | 74 | 75 |
| #3 | Sluggish | +1.98 | 93 | 62 |
| #4 | Leonardo DaVinny | +1.33 | 62 | 61 |
| #5 | Lag Boi /l2m\ | -0.67 | 73 | 56 |





