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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 850 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 354 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 121 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3942 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,403 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3124 | 23% |
| Smokes | 4263 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 4596 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1420 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,710,277 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 686 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | crossheart | 48% | 373 |
| #6 | chapter | 47% | 72 |
| #7 | LeoDeo | 45% | 251 |
| #8 | zhark | 42% | 24 |
| #9 | EOL008 | 39% | 125 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | crossheart | 52 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | noxhy | 32 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | LeoDeo | 8 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | EOL008 | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | zhark | 4 | 0.0081 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | crossheart | 1015 | 0.13 | 24 min |
| #2 | vee | 723 | 0.30 | 18 min |
| #3 | noxhy | 212 | 0.03 | 5 min |
| #4 | LeoDeo | 169 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #5 | EOL008 | 150 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vee | +1.59 | 39 | 72 |
| #2 | zhark | +1.37 | 76 | 51 |
| #3 | blxty | +1.13 | 76 | 44 |
| #4 | draf | +0.99 | 61 | 59 |
| #5 | crossheart | +0.06 | 41 | 69 |





