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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 748 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 480 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 95 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




70 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4819 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,020 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5351 | 23% |
| Smokes | 6394 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5735 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5540 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,328,717 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 295 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vee | 50% | 188 |
| #2 | noxhy | 48% | 352 |
| #3 | draf | 48% | 373 |
| #4 | chapter | 48% | 84 |
| #5 | LeoDeo | 47% | 339 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | noxhy | 37 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | draf | 12 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | LeoDeo | 10 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | EOL008 | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | vee | 3 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vee | 1178 | 0.30 | 29 min |
| #2 | draf | 832 | 0.10 | 21 min |
| #3 | noxhy | 242 | 0.03 | 5 min |
| #4 | LeoDeo | 228 | 0.03 | 5 min |
| #5 | EOL008 | 205 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vee | +1.63 | 39 | 71 |
| #2 | draf | +1.01 | 60 | 59 |
| #3 | crossheart | +0.04 | 41 | 68 |
| #4 | LeoDeo | -1.08 | 42 | 43 |
| #5 | noxhy | -1.21 | 55 | 42 |





