








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 5425 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1125 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 500 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 251 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 215 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 74 matches | ||
| Wingman | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 36 matches | ||
| Faceit | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




339 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
23690 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 74,971 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 18590 | 25% |
| Smokes | 33198 | 44% |
| HE Grenades | 8479 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 14704 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $8,273,271 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6191 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | deafnhorny | +2.47 | 68 | 35 |
| #2 | Jim Lahey | +1.94 | 61 | 56 |
| #3 | AWP LESNAR | +1.55 | 42 | 71 |
| #4 | ThatCrazyChikin | +0.88 | 77 | 40 |
| #5 | RickyBobby69 | +0.79 | 67 | 52 |





