








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 259 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 263 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 165 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 140 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2378 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,864 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2789 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2357 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1579 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 4139 | 38% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,718,080 of utility $238 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 91 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🐷 | 48% | 222 |
| #2 | Remillia | 46% | 393 |
| #3 | Soulscythe | 42% | 325 |
| #4 | Ian Buckells | 29% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🐷 | 48% | 222 |
| #2 | Remillia | 46% | 393 |
| #3 | Soulscythe | 42% | 325 |
| #4 | Ian Buckells | 29% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Remillia | 37 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | 🐷 | 10 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Soulscythe | 6 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Ian Buckells | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Remillia | 1466 | 0.19 | 28 min |
| #2 | 🐷 | 1128 | 0.25 | 29 min |
| #3 | Soulscythe | 979 | 0.16 | 24 min |
| #4 | Ian Buckells | 143 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Remillia | +5.61 | 75 | 59 |
| #2 | 🐷 | +2.92 | 52 | 63 |
| #3 | Soulscythe | -1.04 | 39 | 60 |
| #4 | Ian Buckells | -2.93 | 13 | 62 |
| #5 | ArnoldFreakynegger | -3.97 | 10 | 43 |





