








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 65 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1383 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,870 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 996 | 26% |
| Smokes | 708 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 891 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1275 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $376,420 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 701 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R | 94% | 16 |
| #2 | みこ'^' | 81% | 21 |
| #3 | Nacas | 80% | 10 |
| #4 | putala | 80% | 25 |
| #5 | kan4deS | 78% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 고양이장수 | 225 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #2 | K-ON! | 104 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | putala | 71 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | 키사키 | 66 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #5 | R | 58 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R | +10.55 | 97 | 58 |
| #2 | Nacas | +6.51 | 90 | 48 |
| #3 | みこ'^' | +5.53 | 96 | 55 |
| #4 | kan4deS | +4.37 | 93 | 64 |
| #5 | 고양이장수 | +3.25 | 64 | 63 |





