








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 780 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 95 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1965 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,378 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1556 | 36% |
| Smokes | 1401 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 577 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 844 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $428,361 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 91 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | michalej | 51% | 41 |
| #2 | oskiklos324 | 44% | 57 |
| #3 | Kubej | 43% | 46 |
| #4 | dbroo0 | 39% | 100 |
| #5 | QBERT | 38% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Kubej | 43% | 46 |
| #4 | dbroo0 | 39% | 100 |
| #5 | QBERT | 38% | 42 |
| #6 | Pan Król | 35% | 43 |
| #7 | Thomaszowy | 33% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | QBERT | 16 | 0.0201 |
| #2 | michalej | 10 | 0.0125 |
| #3 | Pan Król | 7 | 0.0082 |
| #4 | Kubej | 5 | 0.0060 |
| #5 | dbroo0 | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dbroo0 | 156 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #2 | QBERT | 156 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #3 | Pan Król | 49 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | Kubej | 47 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | michalej | 46 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hades | +5.34 | 78 | 60 |
| #2 | Kubej | +0.72 | 69 | 49 |
| #3 | Pan Król | +0.37 | 81 | 37 |
| #4 | michalej | -0.36 | 44 | 28 |
| #5 | oskiklos324 | -1.47 | 15 | 23 |





