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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
469 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 625 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 198 | 32% |
| Smokes | 171 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 120 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 136 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $185,849 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hades | 43% | 46 |
| #2 | michalej | 43% | 7 |
| #3 | oskiklos324 | 42% | 33 |
| #4 | dbroo0 | 40% | 45 |
| #5 | QBERT | 37% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | oskiklos324 | 42% | 33 |
| #4 | dbroo0 | 40% | 45 |
| #5 | QBERT | 37% | 19 |
| #6 | Thomaszowy | 29% | 14 |
| #7 | Pan Król | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hades | 10 | 0.0119 |
| #2 | QBERT | 6 | 0.0181 |
| #3 | michalej | 1 | 0.0072 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hades | 159 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #2 | dbroo0 | 75 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | QBERT | 63 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #4 | oskiklos324 | 9 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #5 | Thomaszowy | 5 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hades | +5.19 | 69 | 58 |
| #2 | michalej | +2.96 | 62 | 20 |
| #3 | Kubej | +1.18 | 73 | 48 |
| #4 | oskiklos324 | +0.89 | 22 | 26 |
| #5 | Pan Król | -0.96 | 81 | 48 |





