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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 108 matches | ||
| Wingman | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2711 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,384 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2412 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2879 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2004 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2089 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $614,920 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 102 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jugginbieber | 56% | 41 |
| #2 | 5555 | 56% | 136 |
| #3 | Wylie | 55% | 33 |
| #4 | The Mandalorian | 53% | 60 |
| #5 | Bwah | 50% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | 5555 | 56% | 136 |
| #3 | Wylie | 55% | 33 |
| #4 | The Mandalorian | 53% | 60 |
| #5 | Bwah | 50% | 40 |
| #6 | ScuffedPanda | 43% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 5555 | 9 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | The Mandalorian | 9 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | jugginbieber | 6 | 0.0077 |
| #4 | Wylie | 6 | 0.0084 |
| #5 | ScuffedPanda | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Mandalorian | 136 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #2 | Wylie | 119 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #3 | 5555 | 109 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | jugginbieber | 44 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | ScuffedPanda | 41 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wylie | +3.55 | 68 | 74 |
| #2 | The Mandalorian | +2.88 | 81 | 59 |
| #3 | ScuffedPanda | +2.54 | 76 | 41 |
| #4 | Rice | +2.04 | 84 | 59 |
| #5 | 5555 | -0.34 | 57 | 38 |





