








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 663 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3119 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,049 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1404 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1746 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 1663 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 236 | 5% |
Our logs show you have wasted $977,241 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 121 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PuRpLeX™ | 58% | 50 |
| #2 | Gold Junge | 57% | 89 |
| #3 | xR:_Yahuah_is_Savior | 56% | 125 |
| #4 | live forever | 53% | 15 |
| #5 | Waifu Enjoyer | 53% | 189 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Waifu Enjoyer | 15 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | Gold Junge | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Jesus Liftus | 3 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | xR:_Yahuah_is_Savior | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | PuRpLeX™ | 2 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Waifu Enjoyer | 371 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #2 | PuRpLeX™ | 288 | 0.30 | 8 min |
| #3 | xR:_Yahuah_is_Savior | 179 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #4 | Gold Junge | 126 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | Jesus Liftus | 82 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | live forever | +4.94 | 94 | 71 |
| #2 | Gold Junge | +4.62 | 86 | 56 |
| #3 | KnoWii | +4.04 | 77 | 48 |
| #4 | PuRpLeX™ | +1.66 | 84 | 62 |
| #5 | Jesus Liftus | -0.01 | 67 | 54 |





