








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 187 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 29 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2215 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,114 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2274 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2212 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1141 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1487 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $325,559 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 37 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Gold Junge | 47% | 17 |
| #5 | Waifu Enjoyer | 45% | 22 |
| #6 | PuRpLeX™ | 41% | 17 |
| #7 | xR:_Yahuah_is_Savior | 33% | 15 |
| #8 | ArMaR | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PuRpLeX™ | 66 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #2 | Schwammal | 46 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | Waifu Enjoyer | 38 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | xR:_Yahuah_is_Savior | 30 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | Gold Junge | 24 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | live forever | +5.87 | 91 | 67 |
| #2 | Gold Junge | +3.77 | 86 | 50 |
| #3 | PuRpLeX™ | +1.41 | 89 | 52 |
| #4 | KnoWii | +1.11 | 79 | 55 |
| #5 | xR:_Yahuah_is_Savior | -3.08 | 27 | 49 |





