








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 234 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1028 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 906 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 115 | 13% |
| Smokes | 67 | 7% |
| HE Grenades | 572 | 63% |
| Molotovs | 152 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $163,755 of utility $49 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 160 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Uncle RuneScape | 45% | 22 |
| #5 | PostrachKobiet69pl | 40% | 10 |
| #6 | EVIL Jordan barrett | 40% | 135 |
| #7 | Water boy | 29% | 21 |
| #8 | Akira Nishikiyama | 27% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EVIL Jordan barrett | 41 | 0.0158 |
| #2 | Water boy | 8 | 0.0203 |
| #3 | Akira Nishikiyama | 8 | 0.0268 |
| #4 | Uncle RuneScape | 7 | 0.0154 |
| #5 | Water Boy's clone | 5 | 0.0117 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PostrachKobiet69pl | +5.52 | 53 | 49 |
| #2 | Uncle RuneScape | +3.29 | 41 | 17 |
| #3 | EVIL Jordan barrett | +1.18 | 84 | 8 |
| #4 | Akira Nishikiyama | +0.46 | 36 | 21 |
| #5 | Shaferbro | +0.25 | 53 | 41 |





