








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 423 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 66 matches | ||
| Wingman | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




68 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3668 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 538 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 163 | 30% |
| Smokes | 104 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 145 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 126 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $233,895 of utility $32 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 511 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Uncle RuneScape | +2.65 | 35 | 19 |
| #2 | EVIL Jordan barrett | +0.73 | 76 | 10 |
| #3 | Water Boy's clone | +0.16 | 7 | 27 |
| #4 | Mobcontroll | -2.19 | 9 | 18 |
| #5 | [BOT] Olive Garden Breadstick | -2.38 | 17 | 29 |





