








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 14 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 67 matches | ||
| Premier | 53 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1599 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,734 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2039 | 36% |
| Smokes | 1340 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1108 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1247 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $394,314 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 54 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ott0 | 65% | 31 |
| #2 | badcode | 63% | 24 |
| #3 | sec | 58% | 71 |
| #4 | abstrkt | 57% | 49 |
| #5 | rickybobthe3rd | 57% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | ożży | 50% | 12 |
| #10 | GrapPate | 49% | 45 |
| #11 | BigP | 38% | 8 |
| #12 | ALBUS POTTER | 36% | 11 |
| #13 | MagicM4ik | 13% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dario-san | 525 | 0.17 | 16 min |
| #2 | sec | 272 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #3 | abstrkt | 200 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #4 | GrapPate | 126 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | rickybobthe3rd | 97 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dario-san | +2.76 | 88 | 68 |
| #2 | badcode | +2.55 | 86 | 67 |
| #3 | abstrkt | +2.31 | 90 | 72 |
| #4 | sec | +1.89 | 89 | 71 |
| #5 | tmontana | +0.74 | 70 | 65 |





